Sunday, 18 October 2009

Spammed on Squidoo by a Web Development Service: Not a good advert

Spam on Squidoo is a big problem but most of the time I just delete it without much of a thought and try to focus on the positive - after all it counts as a visit, which in turn helps my Squidoo lensrank and I can quickly delete their pathetic attempts to establish a backlink.

However, today I could not help but wonder at the idiocy of my latest Spammer. A link on the plexo for my wheat free dieting lens that directed me to a UK company called Creative Inventions.

According to their portfolio:
Inventive Creations has successfully designed and marketed cost effective websites for businesses globally

On their website (please excuse me if I don't leave a link) they boast:
Achieving top positions in search engines and directories through SEO is a cost effective way of attracting qualified traffic to your website.

They go on to say how they have achieved top 3 Google rankings for a host of keyphrase, such as:

"Teeth whitening Manchester"
and
"Teeth whitening North West"

Wow! (She says totally sarcastically.)

What Inventive Creations don't say is that they spam other webpages with their links. My Statcounter tells me that a company based in Bombay planted their link on a lens of mine that is totally unrelated.

What the heck has Losing Weight on a Wheat Free Diet got to do with web design?

Has the Bombay site been paid to drop their URL onto as many sites as possible? Great SEO - not!

The other thing I noticed on their site is some typos. So, you wont be surprised to hear that I wont be recommending their promotion methods or their web design service.

Friday, 25 September 2009

How a Woodmouse turned a bad day into a good day

Wood Mouse, Adult

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We have a lot of woodmice in our garden. The conditions are ideal. We keep rabbits, which means there's a lot of bedding and food available and the garden is not "over manicured", so it is easy for them to go about their day to day business unseen.

Well, the mice probably think we don't see them but we spot them all the time. Sometimes they are just a couple of feet away, like the one who did not spot us watching him from just the other side of our patio door as it helped itself to some birdfood.

Other times, we see them around the rabbit hutches and we think there is a family nesting under the rabbit's "day house" in their outdoor run. Then of course we see evidence of their visits in our shed.

This particular mouse story began the day we were going to visit my parents for a few days. We were all packed and ready to go. All I had to do was water the tomato plants in my greenhouse.

There I was, watering away, when I moved a pot and heard an almighty squeak. A slightly damp mouse made a run for it. Then I saw something move out of the corner of my eye. On top of the earth in one of the pots were two new born baby mice.

I felt dreadful. They were barely two centimetres long, their umbilical chords were still attached. I could not see where the nest could possibly be, so I grabbed a flower pot, stuffed some hay into it and without touching them with my hands, gently scooped them into the flowerpot and prayed that Mum would come back and rescue them.

I spent the next few days worrying about those baby mice and wondering what I would find when we returned home. I did not say anything to Sparky and Lizzy because I did not want to upset them.

When we got home, I immediately checked the flowerpot. No sign of the babies. Either Mum had come back or....well, I didn't want to dwell on what could have happened.

A week later I decided that was the day I had to tidy up the greenhouse. I had plants that needed repotting and a mass of empty flowerpots all over the place. They needed stacking ready to make room as I will need to bring some plants into shelter, as Autumn progresses and the weather gets colder.

Oh no, I don't believe it! I pick up a pot, move it and something catches my eye - AGAIN! One baby mouse, eyes not yet open, about four cms long, a covering of fur, crawling across the greenhouse floor. Grab another flowerpot, scoop up baby mouse. It is terrified and shaking with fear. I gently cover it with hay to keep it warm and start looking for the nest.

Could I find the nest? No. All I could do was quickly finish what I was doing and leave, hoping that Mum would come back and rescue her baby - again!

It was only when I pulled a fuschia out of a pot that was getting too small for it, that I wished I had not. There in the bottom of the post was the nest, with three more babies in it.

One wrecked nest. FOUR homeless baby mice, who would die unless they could be reunited with Mum pretty quickly.

Then I spotted the Mother. Frantically running up and down outside the back of the greenhouse.

I was frantic by this time too. I ran inside the house, called for Sparky and told her to keep an eye on what was happening from a safe distance, while I tried to find out what to do. Time to call St Tiggywinkles!

Darn it! No one picks up the phone. It is a recording telling you what to do if you need to organise a large animal rescue. Nothing about tiny little mice.

With a heavy heart I went back outside. Sparky was hiding behind a small tree just by the greenhouse door. She saw me coming, put her finger to her lips and whispering as quiet as she could, told me that both the parents were in the greenhouse. The mother had already found the babies, burrowed into the hay and baby in mouth, carried it out of the greenhouse and behind the garden shed.

She had just disappeared back into the pot as I arrived. We watched as she reappeared, baby number two in mouth and proceeded to move that to the new nest. We watched as she did the same with the other two babies.

We were so relieved!

A couple of days later, I was in the shed, next to the greenhouse and heard a load of squeaking and scuffling. I am assuming it is our little mouse family, happily nesting behind a shelf unit in the shed.

However, the dear, sweet little buggers have made a hole in my patio umbrella, which has now been moved to the other "mouse proof" shed!

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Eco-friendly Halloween Lights

SmileyCentral.comI decided to introduce a green theme to my new Halloween Lens and focus on environmentally friendly lighting. This will complement the green theme of my Valentine's Day and Twelve Days of a Green and Ethical Christmas Lenses.

Researching the information for the lens was very enjoyable although I never did find out how much extra electricity is consumed in the UK and USA over Halloween. I am hoping I can still find out!

However, I did find out about how you can recycle unwanted or broken string lights and where you can get environmentally friendly Halloween lights, so all in all I am very pleased with the lens and hope that it is just that little bit different to make it stand out from all the other Halloween lenses currently being published.

Monday, 7 September 2009

More about self promotion on Squidoo and other places


As someone who is English and therefore VERY reserved (she says with a wink and a huge grin on her face) I found it hard when I first started on Squidoo to look at the phrase "brag about your lenses", without wincing. This is because "brag" is not regarded with much favour here in the UK. ("Bragging" in the UK means that actually you are a total big head.) So it really was a bit inhibiting to me when considering how to promote my lenses on Squidoo.

Fortunately, I overcame my natural English shyness very quickly and soon mastered the art of promoting my newly published lenses in the SquidU Forum, under the thread Lenses we Like. It also helped that my lens production is a tad slower than a lot of other people's so I have no worries that posting my links may resemble a scatter gun approach.

Asking for Angel Blessings also gave rise to angst but I made sure I did not ask for a blessing on every lens.

I confess I have nominated one of my Lenses for a purple star, the other two appeared like magic and I dont know how the lenses were found, particularly the one about the Best Plants for Bees. I nominated the APD lens about my daughter Lizzie because one of the others was about her sister and I wanted to redress the balance and avert any possibility of being accused of favouritism!

However, how I balance my asking and giving on Squidoo is that if I post a link to one of my own lenses in Lenses we Like, I always make sure I have posted several in the thread I started to nominate other people's lenses. I nominate others for Purple Stars and Lens of the Day and I would love to see more people nominating other people's lenses for a Blessing whenever they ask for one themselves....

And I guess that is what bothers some of us. We see an awful lot of asking and it would be nice to see it all balanced out a bit.

On Monday it was announced that I have a new brief on SquidLog, where you can read about my forthcoming series of articles: Thinking about squidoo etiquette and manners on the internet or is that netiquette?

Thursday, 3 September 2009

Always Juggling on Learning to Juggle

I figured that as any internet search on the phrase "Always Juggling" tends to turn up guess who :) interspersed with some pages about Juggling, why not try and dominate the Search Engines, using the extra boost that Squidoo gives your lenses in Google's eyes?

The idea came to me as the result of a comment that my Squidfriend Squidster made to me when we were exchanging emails a few weeks back.

So, my newest and 60th lens is Learn to Juggle. The lens has been put together using all the Keyword research I have learned during this year, which if my traffic stats on Squidoo are anything to go by, is working.

Now all I have to do is work out how to convert the traffic into sales!

Friday, 21 August 2009

My Squidoo Journey continues and the pace is about to quicken!!

I joined Squidoo on 10 July 2008. But it was almost a year later before I discovered the significance of that date - Seth Godin's Birthday! Yes, the Founder of Squidoo, was born on 10 July! How cool is that?

And so far I think the date has proved to be very auspicious for me. I map out my Squidoo Journey on my lens AJ2008 Lensography and just recently it seems I have had so many exciting things happen.

In April I became a Squidoo Angel and a RocketMom.

In July I became a Giant Squid.

On the same day I heard I had made it to Giant, I also heard I had been awarded a Purple Star for Bullying at Primary School.

Since then I have been awarded two more Purple Stars for 10 Best Plants for Bees and Auditory Processing Disorder.

And now, just as I thought it could not get any better, I heard that I have been awarded a 60 Day Internship with Squidoo! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Methinks it's time to start practising what I preach in WAHMs Time Management Tips!

Watch this space......

Thursday, 13 August 2009

AJ's Jugglers got 1 starred on Squidoo - gasp!



Finding that someone one starred your Squidoo lens is as bad as someone telling you your baby is ugly!!

I mean what is there NOT to like about a lens that is promoting other Lensmasters, but the average ratings make it look like someone did not like it!

The Lens in question? AJ's Jugglers!!

The lens about my team on JJJ's Giant Squid Challenge Team. The lens about these lovely Lensmasters: Charlyjl, Miss Bat, Sandy Spider, Sittonbull and Spook???

Or was it simply the "sticky star" bug? You know the one where you give a lens five stars and it only registers as one? I do hope so!!

Juggling Practice on the Beach at Arambol in Goa Paul Bigland
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